{"type":"standard","title":"Khakrez","displaytitle":"Khakrez","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q3195949","titles":{"canonical":"Khakrez","normalized":"Khakrez","display":"Khakrez"},"pageid":10590957,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e4/Khakrez_District_Center.jpg/330px-Khakrez_District_Center.jpg","width":320,"height":229},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e4/Khakrez_District_Center.jpg","width":2549,"height":1821},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1048662893","tid":"7e7f2fe5-2749-11ec-b0a9-c1fd0690f1ff","timestamp":"2021-10-07T08:35:15Z","description":"Place in Kandahar Province, Afghanistan","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":31.985,"lon":65.47277778},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Khakrez","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Khakrez?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Khakrez?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Khakrez"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Khakrez","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Khakrez","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Khakrez?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Khakrez"}},"extract":"Khakrez, also written Khakriz and Khak Reiz, is a village and the district center of Khakrez District, Kandahar Province, Afghanistan. It is located at the base of a mountain range in the western part of the district at 31.9856°N 65.4728°E and 1,516 m altitude. It is also known as Darvishan. Khakrez is the location of the district center building and the Shah Agha Shrine or Shah Maqsud Shrine, one of the oldest historical Islamic sites in Afghanistan.","extract_html":"
Khakrez, also written Khakriz and Khak Reiz, is a village and the district center of Khakrez District, Kandahar Province, Afghanistan. It is located at the base of a mountain range in the western part of the district at 31.9856°N 65.4728°E and 1,516 m altitude. It is also known as Darvishan. Khakrez is the location of the district center building and the Shah Agha Shrine or Shah Maqsud Shrine, one of the oldest historical Islamic sites in Afghanistan.
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Alakol Lake is a lake located in the Balkhash-Alakol Basin, part of the Abai and Jetisu regions, east central Kazakhstan. Its elevation is 347Â m (1,138Â ft) above sea level.
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